You Have A Life?

This comic is based off of a scene in the SpongeBob episode "Can You Spare A Dime?", in which SpongeBob makes a fake TV show with his own puppets because of his frustration with Squidward.

Transcript

 * SMJ4.blend1: 4 o'clock AM. Time for a story. Hurry up! The shows will not broadcast themselves with you slacking off!
 * (Justin brings in a TV, places it in front of .blend1 and hands him a remote; .blend1 turns the TV on, revealing a crudely drawn cardboard setting and some puppets)
 * Justin's Puppet #1: Hey man, what are you doing?
 * Justin's Puppet #2: Just carrying on with my life.
 * Justin's Puppet #1: You have a life?
 * Justin's Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy, mean-spirited jerk who sits on his butt all day drinking and cursing like a sailor.
 * Justin's Puppet #1: Say, how can I start this "life"?
 * (.blend1 is unamused and skeptical, at the back reveals Justin imitating his puppets and making fun of .blend1)
 * Justin's Puppet #2: Oh, it can be easy, especially if you're a scary Freddy Krueger-like dude with black hair and long claws.
 * Justin's Puppet #1: Thanks, I'm going to start myself a new one, so I can stop *Justin's angry voice* SITTING AND BOONDOGGLING and I can finally make a big difference!
 * SMJ4.blend1: This isn't my show. Justin, the *#&$ remote's busted! Get your $#@ over here and fix it!
 * (Justin angrily knocks the TV out of sight)
 * Justin: I have another idea! Why don't I call someone who can tell you LIFE therapy? You know why? Because I see someone with no LIFE and tell them to get an actual LIFE for the SAKE of everyone else's LIVES!!!
 * SMJ4.blend1: What are you saying?
 * (Justin's house's roof blows away, Justin hops out of the house pushing .blend1 in his bed to SMJ360 Studios, yelling out of his mind)