SMJ4 Making Crank Calls

SMJ4 Making Crank Calls is a comic where SMJ4 is making some prank phone calls on some of his friends. This comic is based off a Ren and Stimpy scene.

Transcript
(SMJ4 dials an unknown number, taps his finger, waiting for the other line to pick up)

Eduardo the Plumber: Hello?

SMJ4: (in a low tone voice) Hello, this is the phone company. We called you to warn you about the crank caller. Have you recieved any, lately?

Eduardo the Plumber: No. Not that I have known of.

SMJ4: (in his low tone voice) No? Good. Oh, and one last thing. (breaks out of his low tone voice) YOUR MOTHER SEWS MY SOCKS!! (laughs)

Eduardo the Plumber: Huh? (SMJ4 hangs up)

(SMJ4 dials another number, then we cut to SMJ4.blend1. He walks up to the phone, and picks it up)

SMJ4.blend1: Hello?

SMJ4: (back into his low tone voice) Hello, this is General Electric, and we called to see if your refrigerator is running.

SMJ4.blend1: Hold on, I'll check.

(puts the phone down, and walks to the refrigerator, and walks back)

Yes, yes it is.

SMJ4: (Low tone voice) Really, good. (breaks out of his low tone voice) YOU'D BETTER GO CATCH IT!!

SMJ4.blend1: WHAT THE?! (SMJ4 laughs) WHY YOU LITTLE!! I OUGHTA POUND YOU ON THE GROUND LIKE A TENT PEG!! (hangs up in anger, and stomps away)

(We cut back to SMJ4, laughing, and then dials another number)

(We cut to Daughter Hyde and Justine, playing a video game, then the phone rings)

Hyde: I'll get that. (walks up to the phone, and picks it up) Hello?

SMJ4: (imiating Colonel Sanders) Hello, this is Colonel Sanders. Do you have crispy thighs?

Hyde: Wait, what? (SMJ4 laughs, and hangs up, Hyde hangs up in confusion, and walks back to Justine)

Justine: Who was it?

Hyde: Nothing, just some prank caller.