Dumb Ways to Die: Slimey & SMJ4 Edition

This is the first ever music video in the Slimey & SMJ4 series. It is based on the 2012 viral video Dumb Ways to Die.

Lyrics
Make yourself an alien pie, break your fragile knee and cry, watch the Stars Wars Holiday Special, get dug up alive by a giant monster mole.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.

Fly on a critical rocket, stick a fork in an electric socket, lock yourself up in a toxic vent, get your own handicapped robotic leg bent.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.

Invite .blend1 inside, towards a jagged rock you will glide, feed yourself to a hungry mackerel, find a bootleg copy of the Adult Special.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.

Fall in a pit of sasquatch hair, get skinned by a robot bear, shoot yourself with a musket gun, I wonder if League of Legends sounds fun...

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie... so many dumb ways to die.

Dress up as Deadpool and get killed by mutants, get sent through space and time by that fox nuisance, stand inside a tiger cage inside of an abandoned zoo, have a tragic flashback at the worst nightmare of SMJ360 of all time.

It may not rhyme, but it's quite possibly... all the dumbest ways to die, dumbest ways to die, dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie... so many dumb, so many dumb ways to die.

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